Pregnant statues
Who really wants to see a bust of a pregnant burd on a plinth?
Oh...it's not a bust. Pardon me. Start again.
Putting the mental image of conception night aside, who really wants to see a statue of a gruesomely handicapped pregnant burd on a plinth? It's bad enough seeing fully-fingered real models walking amongst us every day.
Wearing proof of insemination like a badge of pride grinds my fucking gears. Who wants to look at their big, distended,
veiny bellies?
No one wants to look at mine, so why should they get special
treatment?
Oh...it's not a bust. Pardon me. Start again.
Putting the mental image of conception night aside, who really wants to see a statue of a gruesomely handicapped pregnant burd on a plinth? It's bad enough seeing fully-fingered real models walking amongst us every day.
Wearing proof of insemination like a badge of pride grinds my fucking gears. Who wants to look at their big, distended,
veiny bellies?
No one wants to look at mine, so why should they get special
treatment?
posted by Stavros at 8:43 pm
2 Comments:
I genuinely like it. There's loads of statues of poofs there already. Adding a cripple can only be a good thing.
Nah, the fact of the matter remains that if you're careless enough about your vaginal hygiene to get pregnant, you deserve society's scorn.
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