William Shatner for President

Today is the fourth anniversary of 7/11 9/11. It's the fourth anniversary of the leader of the free world reacting to news that his country was under attack by reading "The Pet Goat" along with a bunch of seventh graders



It would be crass and inappropriate to joke about such a momentus event*, so I'll say nothing except that the world would be a better place if William Shatner was prez of the Earth instead of W. As Fametracker puts it:

"...the only way that [anyone] could ever be even remotely as cool as Shatner is if he'd spent the first half of his career flying around the cosmos banging space broads on Styrofoam rocks."

'Course, W had no interest in flying or rocks in the first half of his career. No siree.



(* i.e. I can't find a decent webpage of 911 jokes)